Paris Hilton is a hero to millions

Well, here we go. The circus is in town again. Now that Paris Hilton is out of jail, she must go out and tell everyone how she found God, grew up and washed lepers. I was watching the Paris Hilton interview on Larry King tonight and for a minute I actually felt that the girl might have learned something, until she said she felt she got a raw deal and started reading her 'thoughts' from prison. After that I almost threw up and had to run from the room.

I knew that it would happen, only Paris Hilton could take a DUI with jailtime and turn herself into a hero. I guess she must have some kind of magic powers that bend the space time continuum so that her actions have the reverse effect of anyone else's.

Thanks Paris, you are truly a national an international treasure.